There was tons of celebrity-husband insanity this week (two words: Charlie Sheen). But since I've written about him in the past, I feel obligated to at least mention Jon Gosselin's latest poop-storm. In case you haven't heard, Gosselin's apartment was broken into, robbed, and ransacked, and a note was "speared" into the wall with a knife, and was allegedly signed by Gosselin’s disgruntled ex, Hailey Glassman. The incident occurred while he was away, visiting his children for Christmas. Now, I'm not one to relish Mr. Gosselin's misfortune. I do feel for the guy...no one deserves to have their home violated. But I will say this: You lay down with dogs, you get fleas. And no, I'm not convinced that this particular flea was Glassman. It seems unlikely that she'd trash the place and then leave a note taking credit. But then again, she is all of 22, has consistently been described as “troubled,” and Gosselin could very well have driven her completely nuts. But the deep-down, super-cynic in me can't help but wonder if Gosselin himself had something to do with this. I mean, he's so aware of his public persona. Is it possible that he'd stage this to try to turn the tide of public sympathy in his favor? Let the angry comments begin.