According to a report from a regional ABC News affiliate, a young man in Colorado woke to discover that his car had been stolen -- by a bear. Apparently the bear opened the unlocked car, climbed in, found itself trapped when the door closed behind it and then panicked. It knocked the car into neutral, which caused the vehicle to roll backwards down a hill and into the woods, and caused the bear to -- well, the bear basically destroyed everything.
The kid and his family, to their credit, actually seem somewhat amused by the whole thing.