Listen, I know Jack. I mean I really, really know Jack. But some of the official immigration questions posted on The New York Times blog would totally stump me. I don’t know, for example, the exact amount of his last (or any) paycheck. He has at least one tattoo that I would have a hard time describing (um…I feel like there’s like a bow and arrow, and then there’s a blob that might be, is supposed to be, a peace sign?). And I can’t tell you the color of his toothbrush.
But I know that man like the back of my hand. I dare you to take the test -- then post here to let me know how you did. So interesting and fun!