But on the flip side, real life divorce numbers are down -- way down -- 30-year-low down. So what's the deal? Why are we talking about divorce more and doing it less? Maybe we love reading about celebrity divorce because it serves as a cautionary tale (i.e., if I don't want that to happen to me, I'd better not do what they did), or maybe it's just a vicarious thrill like watching a horror movie. After all, we might enjoy being scared for a few hours, but that doesn't mean we want to live the plot of a scream queen. I mean, do we?