This Onion headline made me laugh out loud (and yes, I do feel the need to spell that out, but thanks for asking). Holly often calls me the “Unabomber” because of how anti-technology she thinks I am. I don't know if you've noticed this about her -- but the woman is a bit of an exaggerator. Hey, I have a brand new, fully-loaded iMac and a decent cell phone just like pretty much every other red-blooded Brooklynite male. Just because I don't find it necessary to be on one or the other every second of every day, doesn't make me anti-technology, does it? To me it just makes me sane. But I'm curious, do any of you think Twitter is the hands-down lamest thing ever? Or am I alone on this one? Don't leave me hanging...anyone...anyone?